Want to write for this page and not get paid?

Anyone who would  like to contribute an article, poem, or photograph to this site, please contact me at larrysorensen61@yahoo.com    If I don’t like it, I won’t print it.  If I like it, I’ll print it with your name.  If I really like it, I’ll steal it.  If you write to me with a criticism, I’ll […]

“Those annoying bike riders”

I haven’t really irritated the hell out of anyone since I last talked to my ex-wife, so today I’m going to rectify that situation, by taking on one of the most fanatical groups on the planet – bicycle riders. Of course I know that biking is great exercise, great for the environment, yada, yada, blah […]

“Learning to Drive”

I was reminiscing with friends about our first driving experiences, and I think mine were pretty unique. My dad was a mechanic and owned a gas station, and I started working there when I was in 5th grade.  One of our vehicles was a wrecker that we used to tow cars into the shop. It […]

“Talking to God”

I’ve been struggling with a personal problem and decided to do something I hadn’t done in quite awhile; I thought I’d pray on it. So that night I got comfortable in bed, and said, “God, it’s me Larry.” And this deep wonderful voice said, “Hi, Larry. This is God.” I was, to say the least, […]

“Jaylie’s Laws”

I’m 71 years old and I just got a life coach.  Her name is Jaylie; she’s 10 years old, and she’s my granddaughter. I had several other choices.  My daughter is a psychologist, school counselor and loves to tell me what to do anyway, and I have two nephews who have their doctorate degree in […]

“The Real Diet Plan”

There are thousands of books about dieting, all claiming that their special method is the safe, easy way to lose weight quickly, so I’ve decided to jump into the fray and publish my own special diet. I have several names for my diet, so pick the one you like best: Here’s the fact, Jack, Diet […]

OMG – I Have a Web Site

I was browsing through web sites, taking a break from Free Cell, when I stumbled across a web site with my name on it, and it suddenly occurred to me that I have a blog; actually I have two blogs, and I’m supposed to be writing on them. This came as a huge reality to […]